Hi. I write this shit.
Some general thoughts:
- Port is the best.
- Drawing is the best.
- Talking is the best.
- Black pleather leggings are the best.
- Combat boots are the best.
- Bitchy resting face is the best.
- Dating is for chumps.
- Naps are for winners.
- Don’t waste your time working for a company that doesn’t respect you.
- Wade Kinsella can get it.
- Ron Weasley/Rupert Grint can get it.
- Jennifer Lawrence can get it.
- New Girl can get it.
- The Mindy Project can get it.
- Witches are awesome.
- The Walking Dead toys with my emotions and gag reflex.
- R.Kelly’s ‘Ignition’ is a gift from the gods.
- Babies are really cute.
- A life without snacks is not worth living.
- A life without friends is not worth living.
- My family is okay sometimes.
- Netflix is my technological best friend.
- Every moment is another moment you could have napped.